d8 Giving &/or Taking Magic Statues

Statue (d8) 1 open palms, one w/gem.  If Good, hands over gem, activate = Bless Spell, 1 day

            2 open palms, one w/gem.  Take it = Curse, place gem in other hand = XP Boost

            3 open palms, one w/gem, other hand set to shake, if grasped, hands over gem

            4 open palms, one w/gem.  Attempt to take gem = Initiative Check/DEX+ vs held fast

            5 open palms, empty.  Placing item in one, disappears, other hand holds new item

            6 open palms, empty. Placing item across/into both = +1/enchant, second time, breaks

            7 holds two cups, fill one with wine/blood, other fills with Healing Potion/Poison 

            8 wears scabbard, if blade inserted, (d3) Attacks, Contest to retrieve, Blesses sword

 

 

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https://goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2015/01/d100-minor-magical-items.html 

 

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d100 Computer Generated Spell Names

So, a research scientist named Janelle Shane "trained a neural network" to create D&D-esque Spell names, check it out here .  I compiled the various lists, made some grammatical and spelling amendments, deleted some unworkable entries, and then - to keep the random/weird vibe - replaced certain 'invented' words with the most intriguing suggestions from the Microsoft Word dictionary.  Finally, I chose the 'best' entries for a d100 table.

I plan to use the resulting 100 Spells whenever I need a 'new' Spell, or a Scroll, etc.  Figure I'll just roll when the opportunity presents, and make up the particulars on the fly, should be fun!

1.    Freezing Swordball

2.    Curd of the Wild

3.    Butchering Song

4.    Summon Guardian Briar

5.    Planar Poke

6.    Find Doom

7.    Healing Insects

8.    Mighty Glow

9.    Sundering Glow

10.  Divine Phockery

11.  Angelic Liger

12.  Healer's Fright

13.  Inspiring Light

14.  Death's Beak

15.  Glowing Blade

16.  Devouring Claws

17.  Divine Fool

18.  Dawn of the Steel Bees

19.  Shark Swarm

20.  Arcane Shit

21.  Terminal Stare

22.  Mirroring Flame

23.  Fiery Reaping

24.  Grasp of the Game

25.  Inspire Serpent

26.  Walk of Shields

27.  Blessing of Dung

28.  Ding of Doom

29.  Find Blade

30.  Mild Echo

31.  Dragon of Vigor

32.  Resistible Dance

33.  Dust Walk

34.  Shield of Farts

35.  Cursing Wind

36.  Cunning Light

37.  Manseed Beast

38.  Dreadful Wound

39.  Prescient Stingers

40.  Breath of the Gods

41.  Crusading Cloud

42.  Gale of Death

43.  Glyph of the Sun

44.  Summon Grack

45.  Phantom Bitch

46.  Glittering Steel

47.  Odd Mathering

48.  Rain of War

49.  Crackling Ball

50.  Breathing Ray

51.  Armor Mall

52.  Drain Spider

53.  Grasping Glyph

54.  Symphony of the Dark

55.  Wolvery Wind

56.  Roving the Earth

57.  Glob of Madness

58.  Matted Fur

59.  Seer Weld

60.  Relentless Warder

61.  Secret Cleaver

62.  Spiritual Plague

63.  The Arisen

64.  Door to Stone

65.  Curse Word

66.  Smirk With

67.  Wall of Storms

68.  Acute Distention

69.  Glib Tongue

70.  Grasping Mane

71.  Towel Strike

72.  Revitalizing Strike

73.  Trump of Fortune

74.  Tune Sprite

75.  Phantasmal Assault

76.  Lagging Blade

77.  Binding Wind

78.  Dancing Sack

79.  Song of Gloom and Doom

80.  Forceful Boor

81.  Wall of Distraction

82.  Plant of Peace

83.  Shield of Farts

84.  Song of the Darned

85.  Snare of the Pod Beast

86.  Divine Kaboom

87.  Call to the Daring

88.  Prayer Bear

89.  War Cape

90.  Song of the Unworthy

91.  Gate Sail

92.  Icon of Thorns

93.  Fark Mate

94.  Charm of the Cods

95.  Death of the Sun

96.  Bigby's Greater Flick

97.  Cursing Wink

98.  Conjure Nightmare

99.  Remorse?

100.       Mordenkainen’s Lubricious Mangina