WEIRD LOOT (d100) Oddities, curios, and minor Magic Items. GP Value, details, story inspiration per DM; wing it
1 dino femur/hide Drum 1d6 Everlasting ‘Ice’ Cubes unpoppable floating Bubble Toy
2 2d4 coral Nose Rings Map of dungeon level/area Ball of tangled/broken gold necklaces
3 Meat Grinder, table mount Mummified Claw, gold wire phosphorescent Shroom in pewter pot
4 Torn map fragment intricate Padlock, 1d6 keys Bottle; spun, points to nearest tavern
5 Gold plate dinner service (12) 2d6 large Sacks (1:6 holey) polychromatic live beetles in Crystal
6 Dried skin, interesting tattoos ‘Oracles of Gnarstrodamnus” writhing/coiling serpent Bracelet
7 Boxed set, marble monsters Pocket Rock, warms or boils Vial, 10’ diameter random Poison gas
8 Gem set in a tooth new pair, curly fringed Boots steel Icosahedron, engraved numbers
9 Canopic Jars, dust 100 feet of rusty Chain Snakeroot Snuff kit; grinder, razor, root
10 seven silvered Shuriken iron smithy Tongs, never hot Coin of Flipping; always lands on choice
11 telescoping 6’ metal Pole 50 lbs of coarse rock Salt Ghostly Chess; materializes if opened
12 exotic fandango Fan submariner’s propeller Beanie Spork, Positive Reinforcement, whispers
13 bag of dried Ears 3d30 Coins, alien alloy Memory Mirror; displays recollections
14 steel jaw leg Clamp trap campfire coffee Pot, steel Bitey Skull, <1 HD, clamps for 1 HP/r
15 ten-pound Lodestone Eversmoking Glassteel Pipe Dowsing Stick; points to nearest water
16 Gold/ivory ink pen set iridescent carapace Maracas Web of Dreams; phasic, causes vivid
17 Bundle, dried mystery meat 2d4 hand-decorated Quivers Umbrella, giant bat wing, repels rain, 5’
18 Case of 120 arrows prismatic Glassteel Nug Jar Chainmail bag, Rat King, 2d6+1 live rats
19 crystal Stein, pewter lid 40 swirly Glassteel Bullets Booklets; writing in one appears in both
20 stack, vellum Sheet Music 8 pack rainbow flame Torches Bronze pipe, shape of lizard with a pipe
21 Flagon, rancid cooking oil seashell/electrum pill box Tiny Gnargoyle; cavorts on command
22 Unbreakable Tether, 100’ Quiver, 20 silvered arrows Vial keeps liquid fresh, currently blood
23 spiked silver pet Collar Set, 12 Glassteel Potion vials wax packet, Screaming Shroom spores
24 Unholy Symbol, gold, jet “Beyond the Cliffs of Insanity” Frog Box; alive, singing, in top hat/tails
25 pile of oily torch Rags Bandolier, 3 ‘hypo tip’ darts Ever-Returning GP, under pillow in morn
26 angry Bug in jar w/holes steel claw Hammer, bag nails Pouch, six colored Glassteel vials
27 Egg Timer; gold dust cloth-wrapped Dung Stick Ointment of Youth; look ten yrs. younger
29 box, carved wood Disks chalcedony/onyx Checker Set Pail, tarry goo, wick; creates 20’ smoke
30 ‘Wanted’ poster/bounty Mini bonsai Ent in a clay pot Bawdy Book; Magic Mouth joke 1/day
31 Clockwork Venus Flytrap hatbox of bizarre Headwear Mystic Dictionary; any one word/round
32 Alien book, erotic poetry well-made Ridespider Saddle Jeweled flask, Viridescent Demon Wine
33 ebony/ivory Music Box Brass Knuckle belt buckle Tiara shoots ray, cooking any food in 1r
34 selection of colored Chalks ornately beaded gourd Hookah porcelain Piggy Bank, 3CP & a Surprise
35 self-heating iron Skillet set, 8 carved wooden Bowls local Treasure Map (50% spurious)
37 Jeweler's Loupe bronze tripod, incense Brazier ugly knitted Scarf. striped, 20+ feet
36 crystal Arrowhead (?) 66 assorted silvered keys Canopic Jar, Cursed Seal, beating heart
39 Bullwhip & Fedora bone tattoo Needles, squid ink Telepathic Roach in amber, talkative
40 fireproof scroll Tube 1d6 battered brass Platters mixed melted coins, 10lb Lump of slag
41 Bone Saw, pliers, pry bar “The Saga of Bjorn”, 3 vol. set hungry Stirge in wicker cage
42 mounted Dino Head hundreds of glass Beads in jar Spatula, Purity; for malfeasant eggs
43 teen’s Diary, NSFW 13 Toadstools, nausea 3d4 hrs bronze Tray, scene of Imperial orgy
44 cuneiform stone Tablet ornate tiger eye Tinderbox Groovy carved hiking stick stands guard
45 Signet ring, w/initials (?) 24 cinnamon-scented candles radioactive Meteorite, dangerous
46 a red velvet Fez enameled box, hard Candies clockwork pocket Watch, alien units
47 False Teeth, gold/ivory eleven enameled Fingernails Brooch sprouts fresh flower each day
48 tigerwood tribal fetish Mask 1000 GP in Arena Chips single-enc. Map, monster lair & treasure
49 bestial Totem Pole massive iron ballista Arrow the Lovers; stone skulls, face each other
50 golden Whistle on chain taxidermy Python hand puppet mad dungeon Fairy, tank/exercise wheel
51 giant Copper coin, 6’ White Flag tied to a stick 6” wooden Representations of Party
52 huge crystal Geode obsidian Shot glasses stitched Bladder, hot pepper mash
53 Crock, rancid grease Scabbard, dino hide, garnets Scroll, list of random Magic Items
54 solid gold Ant, 6” Rug woven of human hair Astral Voyeur Orb; view another planet
55 Living Brain in Jar rainbow jade serving Bowl Disguise kit; wigs, merkins, beards
56 Ancient Viridium Coin(s) bronze Plaque, indecipherable Weighted metal mesh game net, 10x10’
57 Song in a Seashell silver City Watch badge Uncut gems in cumbersome ore
58 platinum letter Opener 1d6 Molotov Cocktails Cultist figurines (13), different evil acts
59 mystery Seed Pods clay Jug, volatile moonshine grimacing gargoyle face door Knocker
60 platinum Tongue Scraper sack of 100 rusty Caltrops framed glass, rotating Paintings
61 crate, Chain Mail links oil lantern on hook Pole, full polished steel Mirror, silver frame
62 Pack Cigarillos shamanistic leather Headband Mother of Pearl razor, never dulls
63 serviceable Wheelbarrow 100’ contractor Duct Tape Wonka Bar, Golden Ticket treasure map
64 Gold plated gong/mallet silver Dinner Bell, garnets Blank Book, beaded lizard’s hide
65 Brass monkey, funky unsettling masquerade Mask pouch, semiprecious stone Dice
66 Brilliant crystal Prism Scepter, big fake ‘gem’ (glass) ritual stone Dagger, embedded fangs
67 giant crab Pincer burlap sack, oily charcoal 1000 steel bearings (sling bullets)
68 strap-on climbing Claws mini figurines, soldiers, lead wooden Leg, silver/turquoise inlay
69 Kevlar GI infantry helmet 100’ roll, linen bandages rotating 1’ Sphere, mirror plated
70 collapsing Telescope Swiss Army folding Multi-tool two gallons hot pink Paint, brushes
71 electrum Astrolabe Bio-reactive 15-watt light bulb foil-wrapped tetrahedrons of Happium
72 Manacles & Key tiny vial, corrosive Acid Bug collection, display cabinet
73 a quart jar of Honey Clamshell box, pink coral Van Helsing Kit; stakes/mallet, etc,
74 a pint jar of Royal Jelly Keg of lamp oil, 30 flasks giant Butterfly Wings, stitched to bodice
75 wax-sealed ritual Incense crude signal Rocket/firework wind-up steampunk Jack-in-Box
76 Glassteel Dildo 2d6 Spikes, solid gold one dozen vials of Distilled Dreams
77 Bowling Ball, 20lbs massive, crusty Meat Cleaver Silken bag of Glassteel eyeballs. 3 pair
78 Pan Flute, gold “Tales of High Adventure” Mask, blazing sun. copper, bronze, gold
79 six delicate lace Doilies Deed to property somewhere heavy-duty zircon encrusted Tweezers
80 trunk, 3d4 Rolls, this Table tiny golden Sarcophagus miniature “Amber Hulk” ant farm
81 GP, bite taken out Brick, lead, veneer of gold foil diamond-tipped Glass-cutting Compass
82 jar, Eyes of Newt, opened snakeskin Suit, alligator Boots cardboard box, 500 Paper Clips
83 Luchador Mask, colorful glass jar of living pink Flarp Scarab brooch, secret compartment
84 Ship in bottle, waves slosh insulated Rubber Gloves creepy Clown Doll, whispers in sleep
85 petrified giant Toe Infernal Hotline Red Phone Dagger, explosive, detonates after hit
86 growling Toupee articulated Prosthetic hand fragile egg, random Potion inside
87 Animated Pants moldy Sandwich on a plate Tapestry; pastoral scene in real time
88 life-sized Iron Maiden preserved Hand, six-fingered styling Gel, hair always wind-blown
89 box of erotic Woodcuts “Hitchhiker’s Guide to Gnarth” Puzzle Box; roll under INT 1/day, 7 days
90 intricate alabaster Grail papyrus monster Pinata spool of gold thread, 1000’, coils at will
91 Pickled digits in brine Thieves’ Guild dues Roster! local Guidebook; rand. enc, landmarks
92 Ivory Tusk, runes 10 flammable pitch Arrows disposable 12-shot instant Camera
93 crumpled Love Poems Pretty Mirror; your best look dangerous intersection Periscope
94 Free Drink Token dino rampant gold Pennant scrimshawed bone Runestones
95 five-leaf Clover charm elaborate war Tent and poles Mini Mimic barters/disgorges Magic Item
96 Spice of Pure Flavor Magical Underwear illuminating Lava Lamp, actual lava
97 jar of Fire Beetle glands copy of next Key required jar, bioluminescent Gnartar Sauce
98 golden Aurumvorax Pelt 3d6 Shrunken Heads quire (25) papyrus Scroll sheets
99 precious metals Sundial fire-starter, Cesium in oil towel embroidered with “Don’t Panic”
00 Bag of dried Leaves… Crossbow-like Grapnel Gun Kytherian/Anti-Kytherian Device
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